I am become slightly disappointed in the standard of spamming emails of late – expertly demonstrated by the example below.

This is just lazily dull. 

I mean, what happened to all the God references?  Where are all the sad tales of sick relatives (my sister will die if I don’t get $3,000,000) and family tragedies (my father who was a victim of war died and left me $4,000,000 to invest in a UK bank account)?

Its almost as if these spammers are as bored with the whole process as we are. 

They don’t even use spell check for goodness sake. 

Frankly, if they cannot be bothered to make the effort to at least make their pleas a tiny bit floral then why should I bother to give them the every last scrap of personal information that they need to empty my bank account?

Seriously spammers, think it through.   

Attn: 

I need your services in a confidential matter regarding consignment (fund) out of a family beneficiary deposit. This requires a private and confidential arrangement.

You will receive these funds under legal claims; all legal documents will be carefully worked out to ensure a risk free transfer. 30% of the total sum would be your own potion at the end of this deal.

I have all the details. The funds in question are quite large ($36.8M).I will expect a straight answer from you. If you are willing to assist,kindly furnish me with your personal information which must include your direct cell phone and fax number, your address and company name.

Please get back to me with your response as soon as possible.

Thanks as I expect to hear from you.

Lorraine Bale

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