Praise be for WordPress Blog Stats! Yet again an eclectic mix of search terms used to find this blog. Much randomness such as “bridge waterpot on head” and “does the face shop do animal testing” (what is the ‘face shop’?)…
…but my favourites from the last couple of weeks are:
The searcher who searched for “chav car”: you probably didn’t find the answer here but let me help you: The answer is Ford Escort. Lowered with spoilers naturally.
The person who found my blog by using the search term “what does didi goth mean”: I hope you found the definition via the link to the Goths in Hot Weather site.
And my absolute favourite is the person who searched for “give myself a coffee enema”: you probably need more help than a mere blog can give…
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June 24, 2009 at 9:10 am
weekendalcoholic
“give myself a coffee enema”?? I need to know why… I really do.
I’ve had the beguiling “chavs queuing at theme park” which had me wondering, and the rather disturbing “cheating in a relationship using lexulous”… sadly it isn’t clear from the context whether this person was the victim, or whether they were looking for tips on how to do it.
x
June 26, 2009 at 10:44 pm
Lores
That is disturbing…that would be a really slow way of cheating as well wouldn’t it? And bizarre! x
July 14, 2009 at 10:31 pm
Luke
While ‘bizarre search terms’ likely isn’t itself the most bizarre of search terms, you might find it interesting that it led me to your site. Not only that, but you were the first entry in Google. Congrats!
So, you can now add ‘bizarre search terms’ to your list of bizarre search terms. Not so bizarre, but it left me pondering long enough to write this.
August 11, 2009 at 6:56 am
Michael M. Butler
I’ve tried, but I’m still not finding the definition of “didi-Goth” over there(??). Might be groggy from too much Daystar…
August 11, 2009 at 7:06 am
Lores
haha – they might have changed their website, but I think a didi-goth is a teenage goth. No get out of the harmful raise of the daystar!