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The Bizarre Search Terms Used to Find My Blog (Part Two)

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Praise be for WordPress Blog Stats!   Yet again an eclectic mix of search terms used to find this blog.  Much randomness such as “bridge waterpot on head” and “does the face shop do animal testing” (what is the ‘face shop’?)…

…but my favourites from the last couple of weeks are:

The searcher who searched for “chav car”:  you probably didn’t find the answer here but let me help you:  The answer is Ford Escort.  Lowered with spoilers naturally.

The person who found my blog by using the search term “what does didi goth mean”:  I hope you found the definition via the link to the Goths in Hot Weather site.

And my absolute favourite is the person who searched for “give myself a coffee enema”:  you probably need more help than a mere blog can give…

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Written by Lores

June 18, 2009 at 6:55 pm

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  1. “give myself a coffee enema”?? I need to know why… I really do.

    I’ve had the beguiling “chavs queuing at theme park” which had me wondering, and the rather disturbing “cheating in a relationship using lexulous”… sadly it isn’t clear from the context whether this person was the victim, or whether they were looking for tips on how to do it.

    x

    weekendalcoholic

    June 24, 2009 at 9:10 am

  2. That is disturbing…that would be a really slow way of cheating as well wouldn’t it? And bizarre! x

    Lores

    June 26, 2009 at 10:44 pm

  3. While ‘bizarre search terms’ likely isn’t itself the most bizarre of search terms, you might find it interesting that it led me to your site. Not only that, but you were the first entry in Google. Congrats!

    So, you can now add ‘bizarre search terms’ to your list of bizarre search terms. Not so bizarre, but it left me pondering long enough to write this.

    Luke

    July 14, 2009 at 10:31 pm

  4. I’ve tried, but I’m still not finding the definition of “didi-Goth” over there(??). Might be groggy from too much Daystar…

    Michael M. Butler

    August 11, 2009 at 6:56 am

  5. haha – they might have changed their website, but I think a didi-goth is a teenage goth. No get out of the harmful raise of the daystar!

    Lores

    August 11, 2009 at 7:06 am

  6. Your blog is so informative … ..I just bookmarked you….keep up the good work!!!!

    Hey, I found your blog in a new directory of blogs. I dont know how your blog came up, must have been a typo, anyway cool blog, I bookmarked you. 🙂

    Robert Shumake Fifth Third

    Robert Shumake

    February 2, 2010 at 9:26 pm


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